Funny Jokes

Discussion in 'The Chat Room' started by HungryHungryHippos, Mar 15, 2014.

By HungryHungryHippos on Mar 15, 2014 at 12:41 AM
  1. HungryHungryHippos

    HungryHungryHippos Well-Known Member

    Here is one of my funny jokes

    3 rc helicopter pilots at a fun fly where in the tiolets taking a piss, one nitro, one gasser, and one electric.

    The nitro pilot finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "We nitro pilots are extremely thorough."

    The gasser pilot finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "We gasser pilots are not only trained to be extremely thorough but we are also extremely efficient."

    The electric pilot finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "We electric pilots don't piss all over our hands."
     

Comments

Discussion in 'The Chat Room' started by HungryHungryHippos, Mar 15, 2014.

    1. HeliGods

      HeliGods Mark - Administrator Staff Member

      LOL LOL LOL !!!!!
       
    2. dazelec

      dazelec Active Member

      good one
       
    3. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

      Hang on a minute, I do!
       
    4. bjay415

      bjay415 Well-Known Member

      Not Heli related but I liked it

      A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense:


      "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles Your Honour.

      His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb?"

      "Well put,"the judge replied.

      "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 year's imprisonment!

      He can accompany it or not,as he chooses."

      The defendant smiled.

      With his lawyer's assistance.. he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
       
    5. dazelec

      dazelec Active Member

    6. 5Fidy

      5Fidy RIP Jason

      Lame
       
    7. Manyc

      Manyc Well-Known Member

      Of course it most likely was not the prosthetic arm that did the stealing... so the wrong arm went to jail... it's a miscarriage of justice!

      Citizen#024
       
    8. TrAuMaChAsER

      TrAuMaChAsER Member

      Lol hungryhungryhippos that was funny man. I purposely piss on my hand just to shake the nitro and gasser's hand lol


      Sent from Hell via a nano cpx....
       
    9. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

      have you seen many german 'special movies'? they will accommodate you
      s
       
    10. 3D Heligod

      3D Heligod Moderator Staff Member

      I apologize in advance...

      Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?
      ..A magicians wand is used for cunning stunts and a policeman's baton is use for......
       
    11. HungryHungryHippos

      HungryHungryHippos Well-Known Member

      Why do Align helicopter owners smear shiz on their brand new helicopter kits?

      To keep the flies of the 3GX so they can take a photo of it for the purposes of selling it on ebay or an rc heli forum.
       
    12. HungryHungryHippos

      HungryHungryHippos Well-Known Member

      Why do Hirobo owners throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?

      So Blade flyers can go window shopping.
       
    13. TrAuMaChAsER

      TrAuMaChAsER Member

      I'm so offended by your jokes.....let me go cry and go complain to the internet police lol....


      Sent from Hell via a nano cpx....
       
    14. Andrew R

      Andrew R Active Member

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    15. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

      I just love this...A true hero that must fly helis (not really heli related but funny as)
       
    16. The Dude

      The Dude Well-Known Member

      Thats just wrong ... lol
       
    17. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

      Over 2000 movies in a 20 year career, that's one every three days, he is my hero . His talent know no end...
       
    18. TrAuMaChAsER

      TrAuMaChAsER Member

      Ron Jeremy is such a pukey sleeze....yuck....makes me nauseous just thinking of what he did for a living....I feel sorry for all the people that fracked him lol. Eeewwww.


      Sent from Hell via a nano cpx....
       
    19. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

      Wash your mouth out TraumaChaser, If I were in the mighty US of A, He'd have my vote for president
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      LOL
       

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