Oh great and powerful Crash Heligod, you humble and honour me ....

... last summer I thought the brand of FBL controller I was using was the cause of this horrific crash, but now I know better. I now know it was your work at play.

I was flying a demo of the new SK720 BE and GPS at a large event when suddenly, the helicopter twitched in the air and lost all orientation and control. No matter what I did, the helicopter would not move in the direction that I moved the gimbals - the gyro was confused. I gained control for a brief second before it twitched again and the model plummeted into the ground like a finely thrown lawn dart ... you teased and gave me hope only to take it away again.

The carnage was unprecedented. Both side frames broken completely in half, the main bearing blocks thrown 10 feet from the inital crash site ... truly this was some of your finest work ... you earned me the 2013 S.H.A.G. Best Crash Award ... while doing a demonstration ...