Question? Good Heli Quotes

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By HeliGod Father on Oct 15, 2014 at 8:26 PM
  1. HeliGod Father

    HeliGod Father Administrator Staff Member

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    So my Heli-Brethren what are some good heli quotes that i might be alble to use in future sermons?

    How about...

    Build, Fly, Crash, Repeat
    Alititude first! Aint no one ever crashed into the air!
    The will to fly is human but the ability to hover is divine
    I spend most my salary on RC helicopters. The rest i waste
     
    HeliGod Father, Oct 15, 2014
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Discussion in 'The Chat Room' started by HeliGod Father, Oct 15, 2014.

    1. simon

      simon Well-Known Member

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      This might not be a heli quote, but it is very true
      Mobile phones are like penises, you shouldn't pull them out at the dinner table and play with them
      Simon
       
      simon, Oct 15, 2014
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    2. Captain

      Captain Active Member

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      Always fly two crashes high.
      What's the first rule of Flight club..
       
      Captain, Oct 16, 2014
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    3. smakmeharder

      smakmeharder Administrator

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      To expand on @simon comparison.. gave me some ideas

      Helis are like penises because...
      Your heli is like your penis - doesnt matter what it looks like but how you fly it
      Some people like to fly their helicopter without a canopyv
      You can live without your helicopter but your life will never be the same and you will be sad.
      Your missus finds your helicopter interesting to start with but loses interest later on...
      If your mate has a big helicopter you cant help but stare. All of us secretly want a big helicopter..

      And it could go on and on...
       
      smakmeharder, Oct 16, 2014
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    4. mr_squiggle

      mr_squiggle Well-Known Member

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      An oldie:
      Flying is the art of throwing something at the ground and missing.


      Citizen #186
       
      mr_squiggle, Oct 16, 2014
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    5. feral

      feral Well-Known Member

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      Gold
       
      feral, Oct 16, 2014
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    6. feral

      feral Well-Known Member

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      More gold
       
      feral, Oct 16, 2014
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    7. Geena

      Geena Well-Known Member

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      Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man.......Landing is the first.
       
      Geena, Oct 16, 2014
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    8. smakmeharder

      smakmeharder Administrator

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      HA HA very true @Geena, good one!
       
      smakmeharder, Oct 16, 2014
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    9. The Dude

      The Dude Well-Known Member

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      LOWER, LOWER ! & "Hey watch this!"
       
      The Dude, Oct 17, 2014
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    10. NevErSn0w

      NevErSn0w Active Member

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      Hmm, id ask @Min about crashing into the air :p
       
      NevErSn0w, Oct 18, 2014
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    11. Min

      Min Well-Known Member

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      I crashed into the sky...
       
      Min, Oct 18, 2014
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    12. smakmeharder

      smakmeharder Administrator

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      How did you crash into the air @Min? I cant wait for this one....
       
      smakmeharder, Oct 18, 2014
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    13. The Dude

      The Dude Well-Known Member

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      Dat's a pretty tail right there !!! (umm on the heli of course)
       
      The Dude, Oct 18, 2014
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    14. smakmeharder

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      Keep it low and crash will show
       
      smakmeharder, Oct 19, 2014
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    15. Min

      Min Well-Known Member

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      Logo 600SX...
       
      Min, Oct 19, 2014
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    16. smakmeharder

      smakmeharder Administrator

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      Oh yeah of course @Min !!! the RC HELI meteor shower! you hit a wall of air and BOOM...... that was legendary.... everyone remembers a good flight, but a great crash is IMMORTAL..
       
      smakmeharder, Oct 20, 2014
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